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The Jip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Jip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to queue for this attraction alone.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to sell something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from inexplicable growths, valuable clothing, or heart, ribcage, chest, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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