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The Jip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, May 23, 1985, 8:56 p.m.

The Jip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, May 23, 1985, 8:56 p.m.

Jip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1973
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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