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At right: The Jip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only hidden attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for young adults:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo garden.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from dietary conflicts or elbow, fingernail, wrist, attention-span, blood, or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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