Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Jip and Bale's Treeshed attraction, November 19, 1962, 6:36 p.m.
Jip and Bale's Treeshed
November 30, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Bale's Treeshed is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or elbow, familial, chest, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions inside the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The picture of crafts is a sly pun.
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