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The Jip and Bale's Treeshack attraction during repairs
Jip and Bale's Treeshack
July 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Four and a half happy faces (according to famous actor Frank)
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Bale's Treeshack is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in line.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from July 25 until about September 28.
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