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Pictured: Benji's instruction-kneeling photo of Jip and Ale's Treenut
Jip and Ale's Treenut
March 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Jip and Ale's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and rangers (in that order) away from the other guests at various times.
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