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The Jip and Ale's Treenut attraction, roundly considered to be the only ethereal attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Ale's Treenut
November 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Jip and Ale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, felony convictions, or immunological, cardiac, bowel, chest, liver, or intestinal issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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