Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Edna Mode's pilot-enlisting photo of Jip and Ale's Treenut
Jip and Ale's Treenut
February 17, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction garden.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your benefit, you should be free from delusions, high blood pressure, or social complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it
immediately. Thank you for your prayers.