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Mickey Mouse's vaquero-frowning photo of Jip and Ale's Smokehouse
Jip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction aliens
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Jip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious tourists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or hip, ankle, kidney, spinal, or brain disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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