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Picture: The Jip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
Jip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 18, 2002
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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