Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Jip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, August 4, 1982, 9:30 a.m.
Jip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Jip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction during breakfast.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to water something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Make sure to keep your hats and legs inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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