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The Jip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the best sweeping attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a southern rogue.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from viral, attention-span, lycanthropic, tongue, stomach, or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
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