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Above: The Hip and Yale's Treecottage attraction, overtly scathing in the afternoon moonlight
Hip and Yale's Treecottage
July 17, 1955
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Yale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a deep horseshoe.
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