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Hip and Yale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Cinderella
Hip and Yale's Treecottage
October 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Treecottage is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," select Disneyland bloggers can't experience this attraction more than a half hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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