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Hip and Yale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Timon
Hip and Yale's Treecottage
January 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Approximately nine dollars
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Yale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Yawning may occur.
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