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The Hip and Yale's Treecottage attraction at park opening
Hip and Yale's Treecottage
March 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Yale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 47".
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Maleficent.
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