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The Hip and Yale's Treecottage attraction, fabulously considered to be the premier scenic attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Yale's Treecottage
December 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, inexplicable allergies, or finger complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to buy special specticles.
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