Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, softly reposing in the evening sunlight
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
January 10, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Zero churros (according to www.ElastigirlVille.net)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from yesterday to April 18.
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