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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, September 17, 1978, 2:20 p.m.
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
November 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that doesn't involve awnings.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent Barbie interaction thingy.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unexplained allergies, unstopable boorishness, or nasal, bowel, kidney, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
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