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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
January 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Oldest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- In a hidden room at the bottom of the Hip and Yale's Smokehouse, there is a loafing dojo for Disney executives.
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