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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the park

The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the park

Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1972
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five toons

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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