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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a house
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
November 13, 2011
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Sid Phillips autograph place.
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