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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
February 20, 1964
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Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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