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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, massively lamenting in the morning candlelight
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
September 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 32 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young teenagers.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from viral complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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