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A subterranean view of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in fog
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
July 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you have no business riding this ride.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, sin, or wrist, intestinal, clothing, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this ride particularly annoying.
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