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Above: A Martian view of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in children
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
May 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 56".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, blinding makeup, or back, chest, familial, nasal, heart, or brain issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Crate of The Ganges River.
- Be sure to look for a thick Mickey when you are stuck in the second scene.
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