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Above: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst eerie attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
March 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No running or blogging permitted.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The law requires you to keep your head and shoes inside the wild animals at various times.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from January 23 to February 18.
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