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At right: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Eden
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
June 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature teenagers.
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