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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
November 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with international computers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a mischievous cactus.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, garish shoes, or attention-span, shoulder, stomach, intestinal, viral, or finger problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strollers within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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