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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse dark ride during refurbishment

The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse dark ride during refurbishment

Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 5, 1959
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Intended for: Time-wasting parents

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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