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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary

The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary

Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1964
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating: Three Disneys

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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