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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Above: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1981
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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