Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the future
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
September 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cranky Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and in diapers).
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from tongue, spinal, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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