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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
May 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to point at you.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43 newtons.
- Youngest guest must be at least 68" (without stretching) tall.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, felony convictions, or back, shoulder, personal, ankle, or attention-span problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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