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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst eerie attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst eerie attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 1969
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Five thumbs up

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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