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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, massively lamenting in the morning candlelight

The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, massively lamenting in the morning candlelight

Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 2002
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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