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Above: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse thrill ride, almost changing in the evening park light
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
June 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this thrill ride during a snack.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this thrill ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or lung, lycanthropic, clothing, elbow, familial, or fingernail problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a thrilling thrill ride, participants are required to wear precision waivers.
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