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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Eden

At right: The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Eden

Hip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 13, 1970
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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