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The Hip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the park
Hip and Yale's Smokehouse
December 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
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