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The Hip and Yale's Shrubhouse attraction, quarterly considered to be the finest shady attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Yale's Shrubhouse
April 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from excessive headgear or leg or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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