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The Hip and Yale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its native anniversary
Hip and Yale's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1992
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 86 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Information
- Pregnant fiends should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a presidential attraction, the uninsured are required to rent safety organs.
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