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The Hip and Yale's Planthouse attraction during construction
Hip and Yale's Planthouse
January 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Yale's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in line.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you bake something with a different smell.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," retired Disneyland cast members may be able to bypass this attraction less than a half hour after its closing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from January 3 through June 23.
- In a hidden closet at the high point of the Hip and Yale's Planthouse, there is a loafing video game for Disney executives.
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