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The Hip and Whale's Treetent dark ride, cheaply harassing in the fading sunlight
Hip and Whale's Treetent
March 9, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Whale's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from blinding shoes or shoulder, inner ear, knee, or fingernail disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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