Massive Eisnerland Attraction Database
Walt Disney's customer-bankrupting photo of Hip and Whale's Treetent
Hip and Whale's Treetent
February 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing service animals
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Whale's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or blood, viral, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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