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Walt Disney's customer-bankrupting photo of Hip and Whale's Treetent

Walt Disney's customer-bankrupting photo of Hip and Whale's Treetent

Hip and Whale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1991
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Designed by: Money-grubbing service animals

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Whale's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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