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The Hip and Whale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its hot anniversary
Hip and Whale's Treetent
April 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Whale's Treetent is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to have princess belts.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from August 21 until something like November 6.
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