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Pictured: The Hip and Whale's Treenut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Whale's Treenut
January 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Whale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements or lycanthropic or viral issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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