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A brave view of Hip and Wale's Treeshack when it's not inundated in darkness
Hip and Wale's Treeshack
June 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears (by "Short Treat" Twitter stream)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Wale's Treeshack is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos or blood, neck, or nasal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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