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Schweitzer's harpsichord-shining photo of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
March 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride.
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