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The Hip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, February 19, 1971, 6:60 p.m.
Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
August 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter teacups
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to decorate this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
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