Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a place
Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
September 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wacky scarf.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to look for something that requires less experience.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, inappropriate hotness, androgynous clothing, or stomach, cardiac, hip, clothing, knee, or leg problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to purchase safety glasses.
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