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The Hip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst archeological attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst archeological attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Wale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1989
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 92 minutes
Rating: Four fairies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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