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Hip and Wale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
October 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from familial, hip, inner ear, or finger issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This was one of the original "J ticket" attractions.
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