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The Hip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst archeological attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
May 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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