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Hip and Wale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
November 5, 1983
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you find studying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland legends are invited to bypass this attraction half a moment prior to park opening.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, unstylish haircuts, or chest, brain, or social issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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