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John Hench's weasel-negotiating photo of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
July 19, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero happy faces (according to "The Tire" editor)
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and trolleys within the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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