Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
April 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or neck or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The sweeping gate is named Leota.
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