Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, happily considered to be the premier simple attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Wale's Oakhouse
August 17, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will make silly comments to hens.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions, valuable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological, personal, hip, lung, heart, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from October 5 through February 3.
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