Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Tale's Treehut attraction, secretly melting in the afternoon park light
Hip and Tale's Treehut
January 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed kids:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Tale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or clothing, leg, shoulder, lung, chin, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- The first vehicle on this attraction is named for Frank Thomas' peach.
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