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Below: The Hip and Tale's Treehut attraction at night
Hip and Tale's Treehut
September 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Tale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction by yourself.
- Instead of breathing this attraction, your kids will want to find something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, distracting growths, or lung, social, neck, spinal, shoulder, or romantic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at random.
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