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The Hip and Tale's Nuthouse attraction, haughtily flaming in the evening candlelight
Hip and Tale's Nuthouse
April 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Tale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, brain, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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