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The Hip and Tale's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Hip and Tale's Bushhouse
April 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Not designed by:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or familial, social, or spinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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