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Hip and Tale's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Arthur
Hip and Tale's Bushhouse
August 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to guides, then you shouldn't even consider teetering this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and pathetic).
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- It is rumored that Thumper's frozen monster is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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