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The Hip and Tale's Bushhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the only physical attraction at Disneyland

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Hip and Tale's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1960
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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