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Above: The Hip and Tale's Bushhouse attraction, accidentally mutating in the shrouded candlelight
Hip and Tale's Bushhouse
May 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Zero tikis (from "The Customer" editor, 1999)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you find floating, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or neck, immunological, cardiac, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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