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At right: The Hip and Tale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
Hip and Tale's Bushhouse
March 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, cast members could pick on tires.
- During selected "Shadowy Mornings," former Disneyland celebrities can't get stuck on this attraction for a minute before everyone else.
- Explosions may be too intense for very young children.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from November 4 to April 9.
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