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Above: The Hip and Sail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of the circus
Hip and Sail's Treenut
October 6, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Sail's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chest, fingernail, finger, clothing, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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