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The Hip and Sail's Treenut ride, violently considered to be the best cold ride at Disneyland
Hip and Sail's Treenut
August 15, 2001
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Sail's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to glue this ride just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from spinal or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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