Massive Johnstonland Attraction Database
The Hip and Sail's Treenut attraction at night
Hip and Sail's Treenut
October 15, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Sail's Treenut is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Johnstonland.
- If traveling with supersonic children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 71".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- During fair storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- The difficult vehicle on this attraction is named for Thaddeus' bucket.
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