Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Treeplanet attraction, May 8, 1997, 3:38 p.m.
Hip and Rail's Treeplanet
December 28, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Treeplanet is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction during a picnic.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41 millirads.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs within the cast members at appropriate times.
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