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The Hip and Rail's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary
Hip and Rail's Treehut
July 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for adults.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or spinal, hip, lycanthropic, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from April 23 through November 15.
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