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Above: The Hip and Rail's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Hip and Rail's Treehut
December 11, 1970
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland BFFs can't experience this attraction as much as a minute before everyone else.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Youngest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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