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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, positively collapsing in the evening park light

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, positively collapsing in the evening park light

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 7, 2012
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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