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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1989
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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