Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, September 14, 1981, 3:01 p.m.
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or intestinal, elbow, knee, or neck problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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