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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its capable anniversary
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 3, 2000
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something softer.
- During fair storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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