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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1976
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Rating for kids: Zero jollies (from Dave Smith)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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