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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, November 20, 2012, 11:06 p.m.

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, November 20, 2012, 11:06 p.m.

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 2004
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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