Massive Merlinland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, positively collapsing in the evening park light
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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