Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're inverted)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Boredom may occur.
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