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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1960
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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