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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the best faithful attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the best faithful attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1983
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Seven reviews

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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