Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, grandly flapping in the morning sunlight
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve crates.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 60" tall and 2 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to bring their own safety pants.
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