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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, grandly flapping in the morning sunlight

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, grandly flapping in the morning sunlight

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1977
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Zero pixies

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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