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Above: The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
March 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for people.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for chickens.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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