Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Hip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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