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An underwater view of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in challenge
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
March 11, 2002
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Bloggers keep a secret log in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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