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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 16, 2002
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Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Contains antique effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed glasses.
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