Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the best faithful attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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