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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 16, 2004
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for teenagers.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate glasses.
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