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Hip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev

Above: Hip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1990
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Popular with: Visitors

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.

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