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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, September 14, 1981, 3:01 p.m.

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, September 14, 1981, 3:01 p.m.

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 12, 1968
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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