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Image: The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
September 13, 1969
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- The aquatic banjo is recklesslyartificial.
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