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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the harbor

Above: The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the harbor

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1991
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Zero stars

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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