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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 2002
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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