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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, merrily tumbling in the morning sunlight

At right: The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, merrily tumbling in the morning sunlight

Hip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1986
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Rating: An average of zero teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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