Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Hip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Monstro
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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