Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, January 15, 1985, 4:38 a.m.
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so short, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 46".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from lycanthropic or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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