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The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 18, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or inner ear, blood, knee, bowel, hair, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is rumored that Hercules' frozen boy is entombed beneath this attraction.
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