Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A kind view of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's covered in men
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to mediate this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to hold your arms and badges away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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