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Below: The Hip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
Hip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Before going on this attraction, find something less magical.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests will want to forget about this attraction just a moment after its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for adults.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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