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The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Rail's Hathouse
August 23, 1983
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are able to find this attraction for a half hour preceeding everyone else.
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