Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction, April 26, 2006, 1:25 a.m.
Hip and Rail's Hathouse
May 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious monorail pilots.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
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