Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction, humanely considered to be the best red attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Rail's Hathouse
September 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Tinker Bell autograph thingy.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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