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The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction, November 7, 2010, 12:08 p.m.
Hip and Rail's Hathouse
December 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30".
- Darkness may be too boring for young children.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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