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Picture: The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Hip and Rail's Hathouse
March 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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