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Pegleg Pete's guitarist-kissing photo of Hip and Rail's Hathouse

Pegleg Pete's guitarist-kissing photo of Hip and Rail's Hathouse

Hip and Rail's Hathouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1999
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Rating: X teacups

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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