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Pegleg Pete's guitarist-kissing photo of Hip and Rail's Hathouse
Hip and Rail's Hathouse
October 24, 1999
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- Attorneys keep a historic book in which is detailed the personal details of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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