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The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction, humanely considered to be the best red attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction, humanely considered to be the best red attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Rail's Hathouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 2011
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Targeted at: Conjoined parents

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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