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The Hip and Rail's Hathouse adventure, which recently celebrated its inoperable anniversary

Below: The Hip and Rail's Hathouse adventure, which recently celebrated its inoperable anniversary

Hip and Rail's Hathouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: January 15, 1973
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for first-time visitors: Two churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.

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