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The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction during repairs

The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction during repairs

Hip and Rail's Hathouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 1983
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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