Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Hip and Rail's Hathouse
February 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Pregnant boatniks will probably want to use the restroom first.
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