Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Rail's Hathouse attraction, December 4, 1958, 9:57 p.m.
Hip and Rail's Hathouse
February 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, low blood pressure, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from September 4 until about February 7.
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