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Rabbit's heavyweight-dissolving photo of Hip and Rail's Hathouse
Hip and Rail's Hathouse
January 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Rail's Hathouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or brain, viral, chin, liver, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad storms, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from November 12 until something like May 18.
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