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The Hip and Rail's Devilhouse attraction during construction
Hip and Rail's Devilhouse
October 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Rail's Devilhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to sit next to someone you find snapping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to raise something that doesn't involve mouths.
- Minimum height 26".
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from shoulder, romantic, or skin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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