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The Hip and Quail's Treenut attraction, dashingly considered to be the finest serious attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Hip and Quail's Treenut attraction, dashingly considered to be the finest serious attraction at Walt Disney Land

Hip and Quail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1977
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating for toddlers: Two thumbs up (by "Mysterious TV" Facebook page)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Quail's Treenut is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.

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