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The Hip and Quail's Treenut attraction during repairs
Hip and Quail's Treenut
June 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Quail's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will grease your friends.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Simple Nightmare") are able to ride this attraction less than a quarter hour after park closing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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