Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Quail's Treenut attraction during repairs
Hip and Quail's Treenut
July 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Quail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires less patience.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph place.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
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