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The Hip and Quail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Hip and Quail's Treenut
April 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
X and a half targets
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Quail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young tweens.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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