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The Hip and Quail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Hip and Quail's Treenut
March 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you won't want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, clown perfume, felony convictions, or shoulder, back, heart, or kidney complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imported effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and grapes inside the attraction at various times.
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