Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Quail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Hip and Quail's Treenut
December 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Quail's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider worrying this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During bad storms, this attraction may explode.
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