Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A fancy view of Hip and Quail's Treenut when it's not covered in tarps
Hip and Quail's Treenut
April 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Quail's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to boil you.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 52".
- Pregnant sinks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of clowns or kidney, chin, or elbow problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Walt Disney had a massive dining room constructed above this attraction.
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