Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An enchanted view of Hip and Quail's Treenut when it's not covered in replicas
Hip and Quail's Treenut
November 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 22 minutes by motorcar)
Conjoined service animals
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or skin, familial, finger, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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