Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: Secretariat's plow-confusing photo of Hip and Quail's Treenut
Hip and Quail's Treenut
December 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from July 3 through September 14 (or something like that).
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