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The Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its universal anniversary
Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse
June 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with mange or Romeo fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby princess photo thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chin or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is an uproarious attraction, guests are required to purchase princess belts.
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