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Above: The Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse train, September 28, 2007, 7:33 a.m.
Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse
August 4, 1997
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 19 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this train may smell funny.
- There is a secret bathroom obscured by this train's fellows.
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