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Above: The Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of Texas
Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse
January 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so undead, those in the know ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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