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Hip and Quail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Hip and Quail's Planthouse
June 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fireflies:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Planthouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you find drinking, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something softer.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs away from the cast members at all times.
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