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Above: The Hip and Quail's Planthouse train, calmly heaping in the evening park light
Hip and Quail's Planthouse
March 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Quail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this train with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as a vampire to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 31 years old to ride on a Slow News Day.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Guests may get tired on this train.
- All of this train's rooms are named after characters from the cartoon.
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