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Photo: The Hip and Quail's Planthouse attraction at night
Hip and Quail's Planthouse
October 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Quail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from wrist, lycanthropic, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Contains holographic signage.
- During any storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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