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The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse attraction, chaotically creaking in the evening sunlight

Photo: The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse attraction, chaotically creaking in the evening sunlight

Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1995
Duration: Too short
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating for patients in comas: Eight and two sevenths stars (by "Eager Gorilla" web site)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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