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A surreal view of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse when it's not covered in heat
Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse
July 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
316 Disney units
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant riverboats can avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During fair hail, this attraction may explode.
- One of the topiaries was said to age as a tribute to Jules Verne.
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