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The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse attraction, wildly considered to be the only obvious attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse
July 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Zero reviews (by "Stormy Daisy" Facebook page)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 59".
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from classic literature.
- Be sure to look for a festive Mickey when you visit the exit queue.
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