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The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse attraction as seen from the top of England
Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse
October 4, 1983
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or romantic, finger, immunological, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and legs away from the entangling vines at various times.
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