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The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse attraction as seen from the top of England

The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse attraction as seen from the top of England

Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1983
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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