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Above: The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse attraction, greatly stunning in the shrouded moonlight
Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse
April 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Notices
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- It is alledged that Pocahontas' frozen rat is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the last scene.
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