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The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its enchanted anniversary
Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse
October 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may charge if you don't let them.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland BFFs might try to long for this attraction for a moment after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 40".
- Guest in front must be at least 59" tall.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too frightening for young retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from August 28 until perhaps September 30.
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