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The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse
June 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two toons
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider charging this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum width 32".
- Pregnant fiends can use the restroom first.
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