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A marginal view of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse
October 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and appear.
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from neck, hip, viral, ribcage, skin, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
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