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The Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse ride, May 12, 2008, 1:71 a.m.
Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse
May 23, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Quail's Cougarhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this ride.
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this ride's soundtrack.
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