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At right: Hip and Nail's Treeshack, a favorite attraction of Ramone
Hip and Nail's Treeshack
September 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 11 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Nail's Treeshack is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Guild 48 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is available.
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