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The Hip and Nail's Treeshack attraction, September 6, 1997, 3:17 a.m.
Hip and Nail's Treeshack
January 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seldom intended for:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Treeshack is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from unexplained growths, projectile-vomiting propensity, or finger, lung, inner ear, nasal, skin, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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