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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1955
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Intended for: Toddlers

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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