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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse adventure, realistically considered to be the best aluminum adventure at Disneyland
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 11 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this adventure first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Before going on this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more magical.
- Minimum height 45".
- Operator must be at least 49" tall.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 25 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, undiagnosed phobias, unstylish haircuts, or leg, spinal, personal, or wrist disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Adventure is closed for improvements from October 6 through April 20.
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