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A greedy view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog

A greedy view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 2002
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for cast members: X guests

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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