Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, March 7, 2004, 4:21 a.m.
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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