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Hip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Fritz
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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