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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse ride at first light
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this ride will be crammed full of Daisy Duck impersonators.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant grandparents may run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, skimpy clothing, or spinal, inner ear, back, cardiac, finger, or ribcage disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This was one of the so-called "E ticket" rides.
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