Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strong anniversary
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 18, 2009
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 18".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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