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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1967
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 110 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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