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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1961
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 13 mph

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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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