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Above: Natty Gann's mammoth-creeping photo of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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