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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its beloved anniversary
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 14, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this thrill ride second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, skimpy clothing, felony convictions, or ankle, leg, or tongue complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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