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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Caribbean
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland vacationers will want to get stuck on this attraction as much as an hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Make sure to hold your arms and balloons inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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