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An indoor view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children

An indoor view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: January 6, 1998
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Rating: In the neighborhood of four mice

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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