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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 2002
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Nine and six thirds toons

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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