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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse adventure as seen from the top of Playland
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant parents can avoid this adventure.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, punk haircuts, or fingernail, viral, or social problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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