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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
January 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to conquer something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for wimps.
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