Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 2003
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Five thumbs up

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

Touring Recommendations

Policies and Alerts

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.