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A sunburned view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children

A sunburned view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: August 20, 1985
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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