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A prominent view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness

Image: A prominent view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 2000
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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