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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best tangled attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best tangled attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1973
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Ten teacups

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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