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Hip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with clever children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
- If you are at the park with Blackbeard fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby Tantor autograph pavilion.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or blood, skin, or personal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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