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A sinister view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

A sinister view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 6, 2007
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.

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