Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals could sing to you.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, nasal, lycanthropic, inner ear, personal, or liver complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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