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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

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Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 1986
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 422 meters
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Six whips (from "Large Moon" editor, 1999)


Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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