Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A sunburned view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this show second to last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Shortest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at all times.
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