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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse ride, September 14, 2007, 2:77 a.m.

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse ride, September 14, 2007, 2:77 a.m.

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: December 7, 1978
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Never favored by: Girls

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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