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Mater's rope-creeping photo of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 15, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may sing if you don't let them.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something calmer.
- During selected "Gentle Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to enjoy this attraction more than an hour preceeding less important people.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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