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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Earth

Above: The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Earth

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1992
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 92 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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