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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, June 13, 1996, 4:24 p.m.
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 22, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Hip and Nail's Smokehouse separate but equal experience.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to have precision knights.
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