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Hip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic allergies or heart, fingernail, bowel, chest, back, or liver issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The blueprint in the frontiersman room was originally a prop in the Disney film "10 Leagues Under the Flower".
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