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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, March 24, 1997, 2:58 a.m.

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, March 24, 1997, 2:58 a.m.

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 1984
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're eerie)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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