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Natty Gann's mammoth-creeping photo of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Above: Natty Gann's mammoth-creeping photo of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 2010
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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