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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 91".
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from January 22 through August 16 (or something like that).
- In an inaccessible hideout at the top of the Hip and Nail's Smokehouse, there is a basketball half court for lost children.
- Be sure to look for an astronomical Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the tall room.
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