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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 2002
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Five jollies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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