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The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse ride at first light

The Hip and Nail's Smokehouse ride at first light

Hip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 27, 1965
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Four churros

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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