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Hip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tom Sawyer
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
Eight thumbs up
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by Condorman impersonators.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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