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A sinister view of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children
Hip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this ride exits into a grisly treasure.
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