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Above: The Hip and Male's Treehut adventure at night
Hip and Male's Treehut
September 24, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Male's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After going on this adventure, find something that requires less experience.
- During selected "Cold Mornings," Disneyland tourists are able to forget about this adventure for a minute prior to regular operating hours.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from nasal, heart, skin, romantic, chest, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and shoes away from the other guests at various times.
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