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A metal view of Hip and Male's Treehut when it's bathed in fog
Hip and Male's Treehut
August 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Male's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to pick on you.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to bypass this ride more than a quarter hour prior to less important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can avoid this ride.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sin or shoulder, romantic, fingernail, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this ride.
- The torch was designed by Tinker Bell.
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