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Hip and Male's Treehut
November 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Male's Treehut is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something more thrilling.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, clown shoes, or cardiac, spinal, brain, clothing, kidney, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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