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Hip and Male's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
Hip and Male's Treehut
May 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Five Mickeys (according to "Presidential Activist" discussion forum)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Male's Treehut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more stimulating.
- No food or blogging permitted.
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