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The Hip and Male's Treehut attraction during construction
Hip and Male's Treehut
March 28, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing service animals
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Male's Treehut is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before riding this attraction, try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Managers have written a private journal in which is listed the names of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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