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Above: The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
September 24, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and stubborn).
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess glasses.
- The billboard was personally approved by Hades.
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