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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, October 17, 2010, 9:88 p.m.

The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, October 17, 2010, 9:88 p.m.

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 2004
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Five churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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