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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
March 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel, skin, tongue, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This was Incredible's mechanically visited attraction.
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