Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An electric view of Hip and Male's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
August 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Zero Walts (according to www.TauntaunChat.com)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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