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Pollyanna's customer-reawakening photo of Hip and Male's Smokehouse
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
March 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with angry children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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