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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, roundly considered to be the only imaginative attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
February 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby character meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- If you studiously watch the attraction's exterior bands, you may catch a glimpse of the portentous padawan.
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