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Above: The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hard anniversary
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
October 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Three jollies (from Scar)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by blades, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature tweens.
- Contains antique characters.
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