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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, October 18, 2006, 3:49 a.m.

The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, October 18, 2006, 3:49 a.m.

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1958
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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