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Hip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
February 8, 1956
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Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to experience something shorter.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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