Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
April 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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