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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 2009
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Traditionally designed by: Retirees

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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