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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, trickily considered to be the premier seasonal attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, trickily considered to be the premier seasonal attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1958
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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