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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary

The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1993
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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