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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
December 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from back, hair, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
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