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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

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Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1957
Duration: Ceaseless
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Six plusses

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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