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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a place
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
February 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could make silly comments to people near you.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something softer.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from nasal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and glasses within the attraction at most times.
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