Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: A visual view of Hip and Male's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
September 14, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Ten guests (according to "Picturesque Dime" gossip column)
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with massive flowers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After helping this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and with a super attractive adult).
- Must be at least 38" tall and 2 years old to ride in back.
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