Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, October 18, 2006, 3:49 a.m.
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
February 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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