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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, March 22, 1956, 3:05 p.m.

The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, March 22, 1956, 3:05 p.m.

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 2012
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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