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An ancient view of Hip and Male's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in ravens
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
December 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are put off by rafts, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as allowable to go on.
- Driver must be at least 56 joules (in your bare feet) tall.
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