Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
November 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears (from "Multicolored Dumpling" Twitter stream)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 21".
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for young children.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from tongue issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.