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An immense view of Hip and Male's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
July 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 21".
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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