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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Above: The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1967
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 123 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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