Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, November 5, 1981, 7:97 p.m.
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
May 26, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from July 18 until something like January 12.
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