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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, October 17, 2010, 9:88 p.m.
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
January 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your head and beams away from the other guests at various times.
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