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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
December 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed by:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird tattoos, emotional baggage, or wrist, brain, intestinal, or knee problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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