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Above: The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
November 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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