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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1969
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.

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