Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
November 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- One of the parts was sculpted to talk as a tribute to Kronk.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the exit queue.
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