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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, December 24, 2012, 6:67 p.m.
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
September 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
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