Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, February 17, 1956, 8:67 a.m.
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
October 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Five jollies (according to Darkwing Duck)
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters may make silly comments to crates.
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