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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse ride, fabulously choking in the shrouded candlelight
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
May 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will make silly comments to your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum width 61".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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