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An ancient view of Hip and Male's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in ravens

An ancient view of Hip and Male's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in ravens

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1972
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Designed by: Hyperactive tweens

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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