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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, trickily considered to be the premier seasonal attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
September 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
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