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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, November 13, 2012, 3:69 p.m.

The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, November 13, 2012, 3:69 p.m.

Hip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1957
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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