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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
July 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too startling for young teenagers.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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