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The Hip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest metallic attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Male's Smokehouse
April 2, 1983
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
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