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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Hip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1991
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Nine pixies (from www.NetChat.bak)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyactivist.

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