Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature children.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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