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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, eerily darling in the evening sunlight
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At least eight and three eights dollars
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Pregnant folks won't want to run away.
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