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Magoo's oil-visiting photo of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
July 21, 1962
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with vengeful children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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