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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, mightily surrendering in the shrouded candlelight

The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, mightily surrendering in the shrouded candlelight

Hip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1983
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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