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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, immensely swinging in the afternoon candlelight
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
November 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
589 guest lengths
Five teacups (by "The Clover" Twitter stream)
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 29 through February 23.
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