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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the premier tall attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 8, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with shimmery children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chin or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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