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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst tranquil attraction at Disney Land
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
June 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- Before going on this attraction, look for something more relaxing.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from September 25 through March 6.
- This was one of the original "A ticket" attractions.
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