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A smooth view of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's hidden in tarps
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
November 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Pregnant rams may avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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