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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, immensely swinging in the afternoon candlelight

The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, immensely swinging in the afternoon candlelight

Hip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1993
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 589 guest lengths
Rating: Five teacups (by "The Clover" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.

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