Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Hip and Kale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
January 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
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