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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly glowing in the fading sunlight
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
August 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- Guest in front must be at least 58" (without stretching) tall.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, philosophical conflicts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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