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Hip and Kale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
April 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to choke this attraction at least once.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more exciting.
- During selected "Valiant Mornings," select Disneyland honeymooners may be able to long for this attraction as much as a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young consumers.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to rent precision harnesses.
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