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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly viewing in the evening candlelight

The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly viewing in the evening candlelight

Hip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1977
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Extra-fannish toddlers

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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