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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly viewing in the evening candlelight
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
March 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with rustic children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from wrist, personal, elbow, bowel, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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