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Below: Rafiki's decoration-raging photo of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
September 23, 1976
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disney Land Adventure vacationers may be able to ride this attraction half an hour after its opening.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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