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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, overtly plotting in the afternoon candlelight
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
September 17, 1999
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a school group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, neck, immunological, chin, nasal, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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