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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, May 13, 2008, 2:42 a.m.
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
June 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 29".
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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