Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse ride at a distance

The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse ride at a distance

Hip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 23, 2007
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph


Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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