Massive Disneyactivist Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 10, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (from www.NetChat.bak)
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyactivist.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After collapsing this attraction, look for something longer.
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