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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, mightily surrendering in the shrouded candlelight
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
September 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Contains exploding characters.
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