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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, humanely considered to be the premier murderous attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
March 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something with a different aura.
Policies and Information
- Syndrome was once reported enjoying this attraction.
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