Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, universally considered to be the worst irregular attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, universally considered to be the worst irregular attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1976
Duration: Intolerably sustained
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for employees: Six Mickeys (by "The Treasure" Facebook page)

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.

Touring Advice

Guest Policies and Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.