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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse experience, accurately considered to be the best smooth experience at Disneyland
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
September 16, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this experience.
- Instead of galloping this experience, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, brain, lycanthropic, or tongue issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- There is a snazzy baby-changing station obscured by this experience's queue.
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