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The Hip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Hip and Kale's Oakhouse
November 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 47 minutes by boat)
Seven and a half Mickeys
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as allowable to enjoy this .
- This is the only attraction in this location on which a picture of Dewey can be witnessed.
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