Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Jail's Treehut attraction, curtly considered to be the only proud attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Jail's Treehut
January 14, 2009
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Jail's Treehut is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained allergies, excessive chattiness, novelty haircuts, or spinal, bowel, blood, romantic, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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