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The Hip and Hale's Treehut train as seen from the top of Utah
Hip and Hale's Treehut
March 10, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this train will be dominated by punkers.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as a vehicle to enter.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, emotional baggage, or social complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- This train closes at dawn.
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