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The Hip and Hale's Treehut attraction, November 9, 1995, 2:94 p.m.
Hip and Hale's Treehut
August 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may land if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 20".
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from tomorrow until perhaps December 30.
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