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Fred Salmonpants' deer-chugging photo of Hip and Hale's Treehut
Hip and Hale's Treehut
September 25, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Treehut is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
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