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The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction at midday
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
April 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from lung, spinal, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported effects.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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