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The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction during construction

Above: The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction during construction

Hip and Hale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1996
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Intended for: Infants

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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