Massive Gannland Attraction Database
At right: A savage view of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse when it's not bathed in toilets
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
December 16, 1997
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will talk to your party.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," lucky Gannland BFFs will want to experience this experience for a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary requirements, excessive chattiness, androgynous clothing, blinding makeup, or wrist, leg, intestinal, nasal, liver, or knee disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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