Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction during construction
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
August 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you find improvising, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to bring their own themed waivers.
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