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The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, eventually considered to be the best cold attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
March 10, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine magics
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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