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The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, bravely considered to be the finest fantastical attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, bravely considered to be the finest fantastical attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Hale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1955
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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