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A soundsational view of Hip and Hale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Hip and Hale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 1974
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Nine planets (according to www.DirtyPirates.com)
Description
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
Trivia
- At one portion of the film, you can just see a proposed attraction.
- Be sure to look for a robotic Mickey when you visit the main queue.
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