Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A watchful view of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in tarps
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- After loading this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 42".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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