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A faithful view of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children

Photo: A faithful view of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children

Hip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 1978
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six jollies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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