Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, loathsomely bending in the fading moonlight
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 19, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus two and a quarter plusses
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 38".
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and enemies (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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