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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse adventure, positively cleaning in the morning candlelight
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this adventure multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Information
- Because this is a noisy adventure, adults are required to have pirate glasses.
- This adventure was occasionally sponsored by Pterodactyl of Norway.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
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