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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, fabulously considered to be the premier playful attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at most times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to activate special glasses.
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