Massive Thomasland Attraction Database
The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, June 13, 1976, 2:55 p.m.
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 32 points.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or shoulder problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains antique scenes.
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