Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing after giving birth.
Guest Policies and Information
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at most times.
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