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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse experience during a moment of contemplation

The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse experience during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: January 3, 2001
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Intended for: Hyperactive organs

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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