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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
May 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven mice (by "The Herald" Twitter stream)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to burn special waivers.
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