Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Toyland
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're random)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and glasses inside the attraction at significant times.
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