Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something with a different ambiance.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and being carried).
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from undiagnosed phobias, runny makeup, or lung issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- There is a hidden churro stand just outside this attraction's queue.
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