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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply exploding in the evening moonlight
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
January 12, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something softer.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from January 18 to July 2.
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