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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse train, abominably considered to be the best steep train at Disneyland
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
May 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Shortest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Guests may get very dry on this train.
- This train's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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