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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its beloved anniversary
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or brain, immunological, inner ear, familial, hair, or ankle problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and glasses within the attraction at various times.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from June 21 through July 8.
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