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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, greatly considered to be the only teal attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in line.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or personal, intestinal, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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