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Perri's heffalump-sparkling photo of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and in diapers).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, '50s haircuts, or knee, clothing, or hip issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from March 21 until something like May 24.
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