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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse experience during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
January 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 40".
- This experience closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this experience particularly annoying.
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