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The Hip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Hip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or ribcage, shoulder, hair, or liver problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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