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Hip and Fail's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears

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Hip and Fail's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1992
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Nine pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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