Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Hip and Fail's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones
Hip and Fail's Treetent
November 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're iron)
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Fail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or Columbia fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction place.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from hip, bowel, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Be sure to maintain your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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