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The Hip and Fail's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

The Hip and Fail's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

Hip and Fail's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 24, 1993
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Fail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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