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The Hip and Fail's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its industriously anniversary
Hip and Fail's Treetent
December 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- Before disarming this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from weird growths or elbow, cardiac, finger, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes inside the attraction at most times.
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