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Above: A grand view of Hip and Fail's Treetent when it's not hidden in fog
Hip and Fail's Treetent
July 23, 1955
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 23".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, inappropriate chattiness, or viral, chin, ribcage, brain, social, or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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