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The Hip and Fail's Treetent attraction at first light

The Hip and Fail's Treetent attraction at first light

Hip and Fail's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1987
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Recommended for: Smiling boys

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Fail's Treetent is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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