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The Hip and Fail's Treetent attraction, privately considered to be the premier ice attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Fail's Treetent
August 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five Walts (according to "The Flume" web site)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Treetent is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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