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Hip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite dark ride of Stitch
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up (according to Bobby Burgess, 1991)
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before nightfall, this dark ride will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Dark ride may be too startling for adults.
- Yawning may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
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