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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, December 1, 1974, 12:08 a.m.
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 2003
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Description
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something more thrilling.
Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
Trivia
- It is rumored that Mary Poppins' frozen diary is kept beneath this attraction.
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