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Pictured: The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 12, 1987
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, and may change if you don't let them.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from heart problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Dark ride is closed for cleaning from January 3 until about June 3.
- All of this dark ride's cast members are decorated with characters from the movie.
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