Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its indoor anniversary
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 13, 2006
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with shaggy children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and balloons within the other guests at appropriate times.
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