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Herbie's castaway-plotting photo of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Above: Herbie's castaway-plotting photo of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 2002
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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