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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at midday
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 17, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
- After riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve cruisers.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Manic Bug") will want to visit this attraction as much as a half hour before park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- This was one of the original "Q ticket" attractions.
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