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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary

The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1975
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Recommended for: Men

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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