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At right: The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, July 30, 1994, 5:95 a.m.
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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