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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, December 1, 1974, 12:08 a.m.
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
June 30, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something more thrilling.
- For your comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- It is rumored that Mary Poppins' frozen diary is kept beneath this attraction.
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