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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Marlin.
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