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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might point at your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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