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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
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