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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at midday

The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at midday

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1962
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Seven dollars


Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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