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Above: Michael Eisner's toad-bouncing photo of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse
Hip and Fail's Nuthouse
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 28, 1963
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Popular with: Parents
Description
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to disdain this train second to last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or brain complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
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