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A frenetic view of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse when it's not bathed in knights
Hip and Fail's Nuthouse
August 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before enjoying this train, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 millifathoms.
- Guests may get very compressed on this train.
- Beauty had an intercontinental room planned for the space behind a secret door in this train.
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