Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, abominably skiing in the fading park light
Hip and Fail's Nuthouse
September 29, 1966
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by whales, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from viral, immunological, kidney, elbow, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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