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Pollyanna's rocket-viewing photo of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse

Pollyanna's rocket-viewing photo of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse

Hip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1971
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Seven mice (by Zazu)

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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