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The Hip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction at night

The Hip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction at night

Hip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1973
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Generally popular with: Physicians


Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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