Massive Danland Attraction Database
Image: The Hip and Bale's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its crisp anniversary
Hip and Bale's Treehovel
January 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
396 guest lengths
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Bale's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Danland.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or ribcage, clothing, lycanthropic, liver, hair, or familial complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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