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The Hip and Bale's Treehovel attraction, nostalgically considered to be the premier eternal attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Bale's Treehovel
November 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Bale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and stubborn).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or finger or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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