Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Treehovel attraction at midday
Hip and Bale's Treehovel
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1965
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Intended for: Time-wasting fathers
Description
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Bale's Treehovel is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate belts.
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