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The Hip and Bale's Nuthouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary

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Hip and Bale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 20, 1955
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine churros

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.

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