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John Wayne's toilet-performing photo of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse

John Wayne's toilet-performing photo of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse

Hip and Bale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Zero pelicans

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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