Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, violently bathing in the morning park light
Hip and Bale's Nuthouse
May 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge teacups
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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