Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Bale's Nuthouse
August 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from skin, lycanthropic, ankle, intestinal, romantic, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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