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The Hip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Hip and Bale's Nuthouse
March 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Zero and six sevenths pirates
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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