Massive Figmentland Attraction Database
Photo: The Hip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Hip and Bale's Nuthouse
November 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Figmentland.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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