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The Hip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, April 2, 1971, 3:43 p.m.
Hip and Bale's Nuthouse
September 2, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- Explosions may be too frightening for retirees.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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