Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, always catching in the evening sunlight
Hip and Bale's Nuthouse
June 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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