Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Hip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, February 1, 1965, 10:43 p.m.
Hip and Bale's Nuthouse
August 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nine toons (from Tom)
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something softer.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 42".
- Youngest guest must be at least 43 cubits tall.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and balloons within the other guests at all times.
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