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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, softly considered to be the worst eternal attraction at Walt Disney Land
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 21, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from October 19 until something like March 8.
- The historic streetcar is real.
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