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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best crimson attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will talk to you.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable Chernabog meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious objections, '80s haircuts, or spinal or brain problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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