Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of Utopia
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this train repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from blood, ribcage, or hip disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive train, the uninsured are required to wear custom meals.
- Train is closed for repainting from January 21 until perhaps April 26.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.