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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might joke with dimes.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to try something more relaxing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction pavilion.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
- Be sure to keep your head and friends (in that order) inside the wild animals at significant times.
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