Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the only national attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Contains imported effects.
- Be sure to hold your arms and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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