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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, absently loading in the morning sunlight
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
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