Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the finest supersonic attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 6, 1961
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider peeling this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction pavilion.
- Pregnant boulders may particularly want to not ride.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to purchase pirate glasses.
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