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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its metallic anniversary
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 19, 2005
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to visit this attraction less than a minute preceeding park opening.
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