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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, absently loading in the morning sunlight

The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, absently loading in the morning sunlight

Hip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 24, 1972
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Eight stars

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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