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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of Utopia

The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of Utopia

Hip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 3, 1962
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Rating: Zero rainbows

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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