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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the finest supersonic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the finest supersonic attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 6, 1961
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
Rating: Two jollies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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