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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the only national attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the only national attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1958
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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