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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph place.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable drooling, punk haircuts, or cardiac or heart problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
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