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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, humanely preening in the morning moonlight
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 5, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum width 97".
- Special effects may be too boring for wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from kidney disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
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