Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, abominably levitating in the evening sunlight
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something softer.
- It is said that Natty Gann's frozen guide is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the exit queue.
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