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The Hip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 6, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Bumping may occur.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to analyze precision belts.
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