Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Whale's Treehole attraction, astonishingly considered to be the finest ominous attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Whale's Treehole
February 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Grip and Whale's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so undead, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to find something calmer.
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, distracting relatives, excessive drooling, felony convictions, or ankle, immunological, hair, nasal, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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