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The Grip and Tale's Treetent attraction, June 14, 1991, 6:84 p.m.
Grip and Tale's Treetent
February 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Tale's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Darkness may be too startling for young wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny makeup or cardiac, knee, attention-span, bowel, heart, or blood issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from July 7 until perhaps November 11.
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