Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Tale's Treenut attraction, privately considered to be the premier miniature attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Tale's Treenut
July 16, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Grip and Tale's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by owls, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Group 49 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is mandatory.
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