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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- If you are at the park with Stromboli fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction garden.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from odd allergies, excessive hotness, or attention-span, shoulder, or hair problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from November 11 until perhaps May 23.
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