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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the worst ultimate attraction at Disneyland

The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the worst ultimate attraction at Disneyland

Grip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 7, 1977
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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