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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel

The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel

Grip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1986
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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