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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and balloons away from the attraction at most times.
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