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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disneymermaid

The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disneymermaid

Grip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1976
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Six pixies (by Aladdin)

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneymermaid.

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