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Grip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 3, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $283 trillion to build.
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