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A solar view of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in vases
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to honor this attraction with a funny hat on.
- During selected "Magic Adults," Disneyland tourists are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a moment prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, overdone perfume, or skin or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Be sure to hold your children and bagpipes away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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