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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the worst ultimate attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Nights," retired Disneyland legends will want to run to this attraction just a minute after its opening.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for young children.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of children, high blood pressure, punk haircuts, or social or neck problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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