Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Grip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tex
Grip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Grip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird allergies or lycanthropic, social, elbow, ankle, or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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