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The Grip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, July 13, 1983, 5:59 p.m.
Grip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- Before riding this attraction, find something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Theatrical Troll") can't ride this attraction for a half hour after its closing.
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