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The Grip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, bravely considered to be the only potential attraction at Disneyland

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Grip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 2001
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Grip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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