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The Grip and Pale's Treehovel attraction, accurately deceiving in the morning moonlight
Grip and Pale's Treehovel
February 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Pale's Treehovel is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by cubs, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to ride.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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