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The Grip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Paris

Below: The Grip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Paris

Grip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1973
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Targeted at: Fanboys

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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