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At right: Dale's nightmare-disarming photo of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 13, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- This ride closes at twilight.
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