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The Grip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, automatically descending in the shrouded candlelight
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 18, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions within the attraction at most times.
- The picture of Dalmatians is an inside joke.
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