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The Grip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest frenetic attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 4, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, chronic phobias, or spinal or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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