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The Grip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 6, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland tourists should bypass this attraction for a half hour after its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- The letters in "Grip and Pale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Hsaguodos'nmaeilsrpp K Ee ."
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