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A helpful view of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 4, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Merlin Jones meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from romantic, spinal, kidney, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
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