Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Grip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After striking this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to participate.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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