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Picture: Figaro's person-waning photo of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 2, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Not enjoyed by:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be full of foul-smelling hair bands.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction's scenery actually extends by the adjacent attraction.
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