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Picture: Grip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a precision garden.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 55".
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements or viral or familial issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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