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At right: The Grip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 8, 1965
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
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