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The Grip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Asia
Grip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- In 1984, this attraction was rethemed to obscure artwork that could be seen as sexist.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the secondary queue.
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