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At right: The Grip and Pale's Planthouse attraction, mightily whistling in the evening moonlight
Grip and Pale's Planthouse
November 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Grip and Pale's Planthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 23".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own themed waivers.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from June 14 until about November 26.
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